Swiss Legend Mens Stainless Steel Watch.This is story from Internet “Excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice, and I have to ask…is that a Swiss Legend Men’s Stainless Steel Watch you’re wearing?”
“Why yes, it is! How could you tell? Was it the brushed and polished stainless steel band, or the luminous hands and hour markers, or -”
“Let’s just say I have an eye for men of taste and distinction.”
“Oh, that’s me, totally. Look, I’ve got a silver-faced one on my right hand, and a blue-faced one on the left. Take your pick, a-ha-ha-ha-ha.”
“I can tell that you must be very successful.”
“Well, yeah, duh. I just got promoted to overnight lead at the manure warehouse. All four overnight stockers answer to me now. It’s ‘cause I’m the only one who’s on time since I got this Swiss Legend watch. You know it usually costs like three hundred bucks?”
“That’s really terrific. You know, a lady gets thirsty on a hot night like this. Maybe you could buy me a drink.”
“Yeah, sure, I guess. BARTENDER! BARTENDER! CUSTOMER CALLING! HEY, BARTENDER! DOWN HERE! You like Coke or Sprite?”
“Actually, you know what? I’ve got a fully stocked bar in my penthouse condo. And I’m getting a little tired -”
“BARTENDER! THE LADY WANTS A SPRITE! BARTENDER! Look at him. He sees me. He just doesn’t want to come down here. BARTENDER!”
“I say I’m getting a little tired of this crowded bar. Why don’t you and I and your Swiss Legends watch get out of here? We could go back to my place for a drink, or maybe a little something else…?”
“Ooh, hey, do you have cable?”
“Cable? That’s a silly question. See, I was hoping -”
“Well, my Swiss Legend watch says it’s 11:30, and they’re running a marathon of Skating with Celebrities on cable at midnight. I should get home. I’ve got all of the episodes on DVD, but it’s so much better with the commercials and stuff. See ya later. And sorry about the Sprite.”
“Well, here’s my number, in case you get lonely. There’s just something about a Swiss Legend watch man.”
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